"I am not homosexual"

Pegging

Slang for a woman fucking a man in the ass with her finger or a strap-on dildo.

This is a trick I discovered when I was in holidays in Greece, back in what, 2008?  I was 20 years old.   Greeks are generally pretty handsome, but oh. so. prude.  It's all about football, nationalism, and missionary position with the ones I got to bone.
 I was in Ios, this beautiful island, and I saw a guy lookin G O O D.  I had to have him.  Except the courting part revealed to be extremely dull... he was just getting drunk in order to keep up.  I'm not a man eater but I love to flirt:  I love that moment when you know that he knows that you want him. This guy kept talking about how Athens was much better when there were no junkies and how Turkish people are dirty and I was like "shut up, wanna see my tent?"
So we started to get freaky, and he wasn't that bad.  Like, lukewarm.  A little oral sex for mamma, and then hello! missionary position.  I was just gonna let him have his way and go to sleep but something got in me.  I turned him over, so we has lying on the pneumatic matress, and started going down on him.  He seemed really surprised but I saw that the sudden take over made him exxxtra hard.
My hands were wondering around, caressing his legs, and at some point when i caressed the back of his knees (major turn on for men AND women), he wide opened his legs.  When he did this, my hand instantly went up, further up, up, up..... Before I knew it, he was SCREAMING my name and cuming all over the place with my finger up his butt hole.  I felt the contractions of the orgasm with it.
After that, he was knocked out for like 15 minutes, and then he told me" I am not homosexual, that was the first time I ever do that"  His despair was so genuine  I had to hug him and say "Don't worry baby,  you are my greek stallion.  I won't tell anybody".  He was so grateful he went down on me again.
Next morning when I saw him on the beach he blushed so hard he looked like sunburnt 3rd degree.

The thing about pegging is that not only it feels great for a man (believe me, i have confirmed this time after time) but in my case, it is extremely erotic that a guy finds it in him to surrender and be penetrated.  It's a bit like "see what it feels like?  see you have to start delicate and soft and then you can go rough?"  And feel the orgasm from the inside: priceless.

I've never tried with a strap on though.  I don't know, i feel like dildos and strap-on s and stuff like that are bedroom technology, and the bedroom is one of the places where there shouldn't be any technology.  Just sweat, spit and wet.  Ok rubbers too.

dirty sex lesson #1

i am spreading the gift around. it will go from soft to hard. just the way i like it.

a basic catch phrase:

fuck me hard.

Who are you?

Red Alert!  We wanna know who this guys is cos he's sexi.
If you know, please send a mail to khilimandjaro@hotmail.com.  You ll get a pair of Babyface's worn knickers for free.  The ones she was wearing for the Argentina-France match.  And she was (s)creamin'.

Alerte Rouge!  On veut savoir qui est ce mec, c'est du lourd.
Si tu sais, envoie moi un mail à khilimandjaro@hotmail.com.  On t'enverra gratuitement une paire de culottes usées par Babyface.  Celles qu'elle a mis pour le match Argentine-France. Et elle a mouillé!

Alerta Roja!  Queremos saber quien es este chango porque se parte en cuatro.
SI sabés, por favor escribinos a khilimandjaro@hotmail.com.  Te mandaremos un par de bombachas usadas por Babyface.

in the memory bank.

i just heard this song on the radio and remembered that the video was awesome.



she is cool and she is hot. i love the way she dresses in this video (especially the leggings at 1m25s).

Beat street

hello there, its been a while, you know? my name is flasco, in the night.
in the night we used to steal drogs for the young people. we used to drink them with flood of wine, no alcohol or negatives purposes. english lessons were great at that moment. just a few lines before the class and thats it. you could even get out of there speaking german and arabic...
nowadays, people are mad with english lessons. no drogs, no dogs, no gods, no favors, no anything. just selfish arrogance. so, whats the deal? what can we do about it? just write a song man/women/neutral! (im sorry but my matete is down the computer so maybe youre gonna have problems with electricity)
thats another word i like. electricity... i try to paint it in canvases and walls, try to catch that energy and paste it with glue in a format or support. im a boca juniors fan by the way.
so, i was saying there were no people with english lessons at that time, but nowadays, we are just so egoist with others... human relations.. have you feel that feeling, that shit of feeling in the street? i mean NOW. go out in the street and ask anybody if you can be his brother or almost his friend... the person is going to get affraid of you! hes gonna kick you or call the police for insany! so, what are we waitin for? 2012? YES.

last night
i had a friend
she was used to be called arteba
and now, shes commercial
she just sell things to people
and then money was better than art
moneeeeeeeeey!
oh oh oh moneeeeeeeey!
no no no no no more road jacks
no thriller or human nature
in the street...

you can play it in the guitar sofia. check in the nyc times website, theres the description path to have the good foot on the right leg. crazy legs. tony montana. dynamic rockers.
just follow this path.

best ricards,
sambajohnny 2011

buenos aires, not far away from gleu

i am in love with julie christie (and we're both 5"7')

Take me back!

Ahhh i love the 80's.  Blessed time when a brother could use leotards, bust the most ridiculous moves and wear make up, and still be the paradigm of heterosexuality.

RIP Rick James

amazing sex scene

last night we watched Don't Look Now and i recommend it. the story is really good (based on a novel by Daphne du Maurier) and it's really 1970s cool cinema kind of movie. there is a sex scene with donald sutherland and julie christie and i loved it because it's much more than hot - it's beautiful. check it out.

napoleon's got the moves (and a pair of sweet boots)

more pugs

moonwalk pug

Pimp My Shirt

i can pimp your shirt too!

sexo ibiza loco mia

 

Ah I needed some truth

i am 23 baby

fuck 22.

friday night songs

itv's song for england:


my song for england:

Jen Riley did it again

check out her amazing pictures:

http://playfalse.blogspot.com/

la hinchada te alienta

for my birthday i want a pug

sometimes being argentine is embarrassing

i love being argentinian, i think it's a great country and i think we're cool people. however, there is something that i have always found hard to deal with: why do most argentine people try to be something else instead of embracing their identity? i could easily go into a sort of political discourse on how the first world has been stealing the identity of societies in the third world since america was discovered, etc. but i will spare you the preaching. i will let you see by yourself what i mean.
these girls not only look incredibly tacky, they also have a terrible english accent and can't even conjugate verbs properly. if you're going to sing in english, at least make sure your lyrics are ok! their looks are bad early 2000s ones and they suck big time. i mean, you should try to check out what's going on today - now that we have internet you have no excuse to lag behind! they really need to get a new stylist, it's worrying to see what they're wearing!
anyway, when i see this girls and think that they're the new big thing in argentina, i just feel ashamed. they make me want to puke. PUTAS.

And this power funny rapper woman vibe carries on

Old Skool Mammas at Work (dedicated to Milki and The Shadows)

for my crew

Session number two

 

POPCORN, MOTHER POPCORN!!!!!!!!

Fuckin Flava Bitches Dance to this

GONZO LOPEZ - PYJAMA from Romain Cieutat on Vimeo.

They know how to have fun

one of those days

where's my diazepam when i need it?

fock of

you fucking piece of shit

you are so fucking stupid.

ps, this is not directed to mr hankey.

vamos, vamos, argentina!

for my football crew

La Vida Loca, such a good move

The director of this movie, Christian Poveda, was murdered on September 2nd 2009 in the suburbs San Salvador.

He paid with his life for an exceptional investigation in the hear of the Mara 18, one of Latin America's most violent gangs. Far from any form of sensationalism, « La Vida Loca » is steeped with humanity. 
I loved it. 

go to http://www.lafemme-endormie.com/vidaloca/en/vida_locaEN.html for the trailer with english subs.  The whole movie is on youtube.
 

funny

someone posted this on their facebook wall and it's actually quite funny.

xx bbf xx

ardi rizal, the smoking baby

check this out.



bbf.

i am hearting this song

thank you luisfe

el estado actual

la bronca / the anger

i've been feeling so angsty these last couple of days, i feel like i have a ball of fire inside me and i want to fucking punch someone in the face and bite their ears off. it makes me feel like a sociopath.


desde hace algunos dias estoy con mucha bronca, siento que tengo una bola de fuego adentro y quiero romperle la cara a alguien y arrancarles las orejas de un mordisco. me siento como una sociopata.

bbf (going bananas)

This song reminds me of David.... lost in action, we ll always think of you with a smile

you don't mess with the zohan

The Argentine barras bravas, ultra-violent football supporter groups, have played a disruptive role at many World Cups.

In Mexico in 1986, fighting between Argentine and English supporters left several fans hospitalised. In Italy in 1990 two factions fought for prized places behind the goal mouth during Argentina matches.

In the 1998 World Cup in France, police classified the Argentine barras bravas as the most violent and dangerous fans in Latin America.

This year, among those deported from South Africa is the leader of the San Martin barra brava, Sergio Roldan. He is out on bail and is under judicial process for the murder of a 13-year-old boy. There were delays in obtaining his criminal record and he got as far as South Africa.

Within Argentine football the barras bravas have been linked to club management and even national politicians in a Mafia-like relationship.

Argentine sports journalists say clubs give them privileges and they act as a kind of "rent-a-crowd" during protests and elections for politicians. Players have also complained of threats from barras bravas and extortion rackets.

watch it, lady!

Lady Gaga's wacky outfit sets off airport security alarms

Lady Gaga’s eccentric style has landed her in trouble – checking in at an airport.

The Poker Face singer’s outrageous studded outfit set off alarms at London's Heathrow on the weekend.

The singer had just wrapped up her UK tour and was heading back to the US when she was stopped by airport officials.

Her leather studded playsuit with matching handbag set off alarms and she was forced to undergo a check at a security point – and made to have a full body scan.

But when officials realised it was Gaga's outfit that had caused the panic, they allowed her to carry on with her journey.

A source told UK Sunday newspaper People: "She wasn't too happy but everything was fine."

post scriptum

joe a.k.a. princess maxima

clash of the titans

leclette a.k.a. king arthur

babyface a.k.a. louis xiv

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

internet makes me lazy

and instead of only focusing on writing my dissertation i'm multitasking between liberation theology and looking at videos on youtube.

right now:


how is it possible to study in the virtual age?

the fun guys

are harky and his two friends. they have a sweet blog that you should check out. this post is crazy:

http://funguys.tumblr.com/post/560765040/amazing-at-first-we-thought-this-was-crap-but

this is harky 

I had to get this off my chest

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.
love, leclettte

if you're a chick and need some summer reading for the plane

The Dating Detox Trailer from sam eastall on Vimeo.

having fun in east london (pictures by jack youern)

this was two weekends ago and it was so much awesome fun.

jack the cherub

me having sweet fun on a sofa

gemma my future housemate

the team having a crazy cool time (jack is taking the picture)

it's all about the attitude and london is a fun place to party.

Lazertits. Random and Awesome, we love it

Gotta be pure galang unda stress...

... and this song helps me for some reason.  When demons are threatening to slit my throat i listen to this, imagine i'm in Baltimore in 1972,  lying on the beach with young Kris Kristofferson about to go down on me.
Comforts me for about 5 minutes.

stuff we love

i discovered this band because my friend beau took me to see them last year. it was an amazing gig (the singer is out of this world) and a great night that i cherish in my heart. they have recently released a new album and this video is for one of their new singles. check their myspace too, you won't regret it.



thumbs up, right? for more stuff:
http://www.myspace.com/futureislands

everybody get down if you feel me