Wednesday, 7 July 2010

lindsay is off to jail!

dreams




sometimes i have these dreams that are so vivid that i can't convince myself that they were dreams and not reality.

Monday, 5 July 2010

dangerous cocktail



gracias, luisfe.

dirty sex lesson #3

when blowing someone it is essential to look at them in the eyes as much as possible. try saying 'i want you to cum all over my face' and see what happens.

jbl looking hot

Sunday, 4 July 2010

Saturday, 3 July 2010

LOL

From Mrs Rose Houry
Abidjan ivory coast
Attn.
My name is Mrs.Rose Houry  . I am a widow and a mother  with a  son. I know you will see my letter to you as anembarrassment considering the fact that we do not know ourselves. I plead with you to be patient with me and give me audience because I found myself in a situation that I dont have any option than to contact you,so that you can help me in this problem I found myself into, so I feel very pleased to contact you for your assistance and business relationship.
We from sierria Leone My Dear husband Mr Johnson Houry was killed by the    gunmen due to his political  ambitions  and his total fight on the crimes on Humanity  the have also order for the confiscation all his public assets including his  bank accounts which he has in our country , since his death life has become miserable to my farmily, but we are lucky to have an information痴 of his company  fixed deposite account of $18.3 million united states  dollars outside our  country which i and my son jacob  has the all the informations covering the deposit . i am  now soliciting for your help to provide a bank account where this fund can be transfer to and invested into a  profited venture ,such as
1 Real-Estate
2 Hotel business
3 Gas station
over there in your country since we have decided to go back to our country for any Reason again . you will also help us to have  resident permitte  to be in your country for our operation with you without any problem. we have decided to compensate you with part of this fund for any of your effort in getting things done for us, which will be discuses after you declare your interest in helping us . you will also save as the director of our establishment which will be done with part of this fund in your country. we are now  staying as a refuge in a local hotel  here in abidjan ivory coast  i will like you to get back to us urgently so that we  will give you more details  about this transaction if you are honest and carpable in handling the transfer.
 we are hoping to hear from your urgently
thanks and god bless.
Mrs Rose Houry

Thursday, 1 July 2010

dirty sex lesson #2



when in bed and getting freaky, try saying "i love your big fat dick, i want you to come all over my face".

Wednesday, 30 June 2010

"I am not homosexual"

Pegging

Slang for a woman fucking a man in the ass with her finger or a strap-on dildo.

This is a trick I discovered when I was in holidays in Greece, back in what, 2008?  I was 20 years old.   Greeks are generally pretty handsome, but oh. so. prude.  It's all about football, nationalism, and missionary position with the ones I got to bone.
 I was in Ios, this beautiful island, and I saw a guy lookin G O O D.  I had to have him.  Except the courting part revealed to be extremely dull... he was just getting drunk in order to keep up.  I'm not a man eater but I love to flirt:  I love that moment when you know that he knows that you want him. This guy kept talking about how Athens was much better when there were no junkies and how Turkish people are dirty and I was like "shut up, wanna see my tent?"
So we started to get freaky, and he wasn't that bad.  Like, lukewarm.  A little oral sex for mamma, and then hello! missionary position.  I was just gonna let him have his way and go to sleep but something got in me.  I turned him over, so we has lying on the pneumatic matress, and started going down on him.  He seemed really surprised but I saw that the sudden take over made him exxxtra hard.
My hands were wondering around, caressing his legs, and at some point when i caressed the back of his knees (major turn on for men AND women), he wide opened his legs.  When he did this, my hand instantly went up, further up, up, up..... Before I knew it, he was SCREAMING my name and cuming all over the place with my finger up his butt hole.  I felt the contractions of the orgasm with it.
After that, he was knocked out for like 15 minutes, and then he told me" I am not homosexual, that was the first time I ever do that"  His despair was so genuine  I had to hug him and say "Don't worry baby,  you are my greek stallion.  I won't tell anybody".  He was so grateful he went down on me again.
Next morning when I saw him on the beach he blushed so hard he looked like sunburnt 3rd degree.

The thing about pegging is that not only it feels great for a man (believe me, i have confirmed this time after time) but in my case, it is extremely erotic that a guy finds it in him to surrender and be penetrated.  It's a bit like "see what it feels like?  see you have to start delicate and soft and then you can go rough?"  And feel the orgasm from the inside: priceless.

I've never tried with a strap on though.  I don't know, i feel like dildos and strap-on s and stuff like that are bedroom technology, and the bedroom is one of the places where there shouldn't be any technology.  Just sweat, spit and wet.  Ok rubbers too.


dirty sex lesson #1

i am spreading the gift around. it will go from soft to hard. just the way i like it.
a basic catch phrase:
fuck me hard.

Who are you?

Red Alert!  We wanna know who this guys is cos he's sexi.
If you know, please send a mail to khilimandjaro@hotmail.com.  You ll get a pair of Babyface's worn knickers for free.  The ones she was wearing for the Argentina-France match.  And she was (s)creamin'.

Alerte Rouge!  On veut savoir qui est ce mec, c'est du lourd.
Si tu sais, envoie moi un mail à khilimandjaro@hotmail.com.  On t'enverra gratuitement une paire de culottes usées par Babyface.  Celles qu'elle a mis pour le match Argentine-France. Et elle a mouillé!

Alerta Roja!  Queremos saber quien es este chango porque se parte en cuatro.
SI sabés, por favor escribinos a khilimandjaro@hotmail.com.  Te mandaremos un par de bombachas usadas por Babyface.

in the memory bank.

i just heard this song on the radio and remembered that the video was awesome.



she is cool and she is hot. i love the way she dresses in this video (especially the leggings at 1m25s).

Tuesday, 29 June 2010

Beat street

hello there, its been a while, you know? my name is flasco, in the night.
in the night we used to steal drogs for the young people. we used to drink them with flood of wine, no alcohol or negatives purposes. english lessons were great at that moment. just a few lines before the class and thats it. you could even get out of there speaking german and arabic...
nowadays, people are mad with english lessons. no drogs, no dogs, no gods, no favors, no anything. just selfish arrogance. so, whats the deal? what can we do about it? just write a song man/women/neutral! (im sorry but my matete is down the computer so maybe youre gonna have problems with electricity)
thats another word i like. electricity... i try to paint it in canvases and walls, try to catch that energy and paste it with glue in a format or support. im a boca juniors fan by the way.
so, i was saying there were no people with english lessons at that time, but nowadays, we are just so egoist with others... human relations.. have you feel that feeling, that shit of feeling in the street? i mean NOW. go out in the street and ask anybody if you can be his brother or almost his friend... the person is going to get affraid of you! hes gonna kick you or call the police for insany! so, what are we waitin for? 2012? YES.

last night
i had a friend
she was used to be called arteba
and now, shes commercial
she just sell things to people
and then money was better than art
moneeeeeeeeey!
oh oh oh moneeeeeeeey!
no no no no no more road jacks
no thriller or human nature
in the street...

you can play it in the guitar sofia. check in the nyc times website, theres the description path to have the good foot on the right leg. crazy legs. tony montana. dynamic rockers.
just follow this path.

best ricards,
sambajohnny 2011

buenos aires, not far away from gleu

i am in love with julie christie (and we're both 5"7')

Take me back!

Ahhh i love the 80's.  Blessed time when a brother could use leotards, bust the most ridiculous moves and wear make up, and still be the paradigm of heterosexuality.

RIP Rick James

amazing sex scene

last night we watched Don't Look Now and i recommend it. the story is really good (based on a novel by Daphne du Maurier) and it's really 1970s cool cinema kind of movie. there is a sex scene with donald sutherland and julie christie and i loved it because it's much more than hot - it's beautiful. check it out.